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if i had to choose between death and reading homestuck then i would probably just read the damn webcomic but i definitely wouldn’t be very happy about it
have you considered i dont want fucking homestuck to be the reason i die. did you think about that
[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT. IM PUTTING EVERYTHING ON THE LINE HERE
IF THIS POST GETS TO 10K BEFORE THE NEXT APRIL 13TH, I WILL READ HOMESTUCK.
someone blaze this
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special selection of screenshots from when my friends and i watched spongebob on some TOTALLY LEGAL site and the captions were from the wrong episodes for some reason
forgot to add one of the best ones, my fault
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Prommy 👉👈🥺
Like to charge, reblog to sack the empire and end this fucking age of nightmares.
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Pls reblog if u vote :)
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Nothing to see here, just boyfriends having a deep conversation.
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dawn and i came up with a new troll their name is Normal Person
Normal Person. no quirk, no blood color, perfectly generic horns, dad lusus
we couldn’t decide if their aspect would be void (infinitely unassuming) or breath (arc around subverting identity and standing out) or something else. what do we think about Normal Person’s classpect
never mind we’ve got a winner
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most toxic and problematic couple in paradox space
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Let’s give a character some stats!
Strength
Dexterity
Constitution
Intelligence
Wisdom
Charisma
See ResultsReblog so we can really give them some varied stats!
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absurd that the typical background rosemary dynamic in any given davekat fic is “rose helps her poor socially inept brother get an alien boyfriend and discreetly flirts with kanaya in the background” when in canon it has always been the other way around. rose and kanaya have no idea what the fuck dave and kat have goin on whereas dave is standing watch as roses eternal wingman while karkat is desperately waving his hands around trying to talk quadrants with kanaya.
where is “dave has to babysit his adult sister for at least 24 hours before her date lest she try to haphazardly dye her hair bright green out of stress”
where is “karkat has to frantically switch between texting dave and texting kanaya while trying to both flirt with dave and give kanaya flirting advice and he keeps getting his wires crossed”
where is “dave and rose go to a fancy clothing store to get dressed for their respective dates and dave has to talk rose down from buying half the stores inventory in sheer panic”
where is “karkat keeps asking kanaya for updates on her sitch with rose and every time shes like Today I Asked Her If I Could Borrow A Book while karkat is losing his mind trying to explain the concept of Romantic Gestures”
and stop asking poor rose for romantic advice!!! she doesnt know what shes doing!!!! (affectionately)
crazy to me the concept of making rose be the wingman for dave when literally our big canon rosemary scene includes dave being there and being just desperate for rose and kanaya to stop being such awkward losers and just go on their date while rose is fucking wasted at the bar (which in my opinion is way funnier)
